mid-terms

ive been studying for 9 hours straight and am still goin -Sophia

Spa

the boysare such girly girls:) they loooove facials!!!! Spa=Cafe=Hotel YAY!!!! lovely saya or as titi says scia.... na na na na, na na na na Hey Hey Hey gooodby!!!!
-Phia

the spa

so we r giving isaac and ivan a spa lol its halarious!!!! we gave them facials which they throughly enjoyed! isaac got a butt, head, neck and back massage!!!! isaac just got his hair washed in the steam roon and ivan is getting his at the moment.  our spa (called saya) also has a cafe...............YUM!!!!! and we have a personal chef SOPHIA!!!!!! :D she tried 2 make potato powder suger dessert which i guess was supposed to be good but it ended up looking like, i quote her "a slimey ball of dog diahrea" lol it was creepy!!!!
--Maya

holy shit

okay so we were prank calling subway and the guy was indian and asked me to speak hindi so i sed kesi ho yarrr and he said good what about u  and i sed teak tak....then he asked me by name and i sed ronald mc donald and he asked me my email so i gave him the blog email so he wouldnt know who i was.......stalkerish rite????
-Maya

subway eat fresh

omgizzle this dude at subway sed i cud have  a free sandwhich i felt bad so i called him and told my sister was dying from a sprained ankle :D
-Maya

the wallmart

the walmart that keeps on ringin.................
-maya

prank calls

holy shit mc donalds hung up on us and  the bk dude new we were prank calling it was halarious!!!!! he was all like u guys arent really good prank callers but whatever LMFAO!!!! good times good times!!!!
-MAYA!!!!

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omgizzle titi cursed!!!!
-Phia

this is by JELLO

i have to wait all these fucking minutes and i cant wait!!!when does ur dad go out of the bathroom

evil holds dooooommmiiiiinnnnooosss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we called up domino's 3 times,,,, and geuss wat!!! they fuckin put us un fuckin hold!!!!!! i meaan wat the fuck is up with th@?!?!?! we r payn custormors(not really) u dont put PAYING ccustermors on hold...its just plain rude!!! stoopid dominos, the chinese place was much nicer but he didnt seem 2 understand my fake accent.....

"when u grow a pear u can call mee back";)

-Sophie

prank calls

soo in result we r making prank calls 2 dominos, mc donalds, chinese resturants, BK, and random joints!!!! i called dominos and asked the lady about her boob job and how her nipples were feelin!!!! ahhhh omg this is fuckin halarious oh and btw the TOILET IS CLOGGED aint' that fun!!!!!!! so we shall return 2 prank calling after the slight inconvinence on sean (phia's dad) unplugging the crapper sooooooo yeah good times good times.
-M-A-Y-A spells awesomeness!!!!

Heey ppls

"Have you ever felt like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting 2 start again?" eew, savitri just coughed weiredd, it was like a sneeze fart burp cough.......
fareugh:

When at rare times you fart, sneeze, and cough.

Person1: ugh!

Person2: what was that?

Person1: idk I fart sneezed and cough at the same time

Person2: ow, that was a fareugh

Person1: what ever it was, it hurt
-Sophie;)

ho ho welcome back to ur favorite person JELLO!!!!

im actually not going to talk about JELLO it feels weird saying bad words but WHAT THE F**k and ur a b**ch okay fine ill say it but i dont really mean it gtfsc vcyvxxsfrfgbn sf i like chickens

-titi

WAAAAZZZUUUUPPP

@ maya, poor jill... she needs 2 shape up "You Better Shape Up...doo dooo"
LMFBO(LaughMyFuckingBrainsOut)
Guess wat everybody!!! In urban dictionary
Phia=awesome person th@ u should never let go
Sophia= wise person you shud never let go
Sophie= cheap hooker
-sophia

yoooooo

yo bitches wasssss up i have a long weeeeekeennnnd!!!!! woot woot! 2day was honor roll bfast and jill wasnt there cuz she didnt make honor roll!!! lol and im triped her 2daay!!!! mwahhahahah that cheap hooker is a fucking lier and she can go live in a hell hole  with ms cepicka!!!! through all the shit shes put me through i cud finally rub it her face but im NOT a cheap hooker like that bitch i actually have friends that like me 4 who i am not who iam pretending 2 b. shes obsessed w/ sex boys and money. unlike her im acutally classy and no when 2 back off so that bitch can leave my life i dont give a damn................................................................ so this post is for bitches who like pickin on me....BACKOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Maya