Friday, August 26, 2011

jello

they have no jello in their house
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                                       BECAUSE WITHOUT JELLO
                                       I WILL DIE

subwitri eat fresh

helllo peaples im tring to put a bra on roxy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!its not fighting



                                           GOOD LUCK ROXY TRING TO BE SEXY WHEN UR A GROWN DOG111

heyyyyyyy

guess wat! savitris back:D YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY it was soooooo sad wen she was gone! we didnt have any1 2 stink up the bathroom;) jk savitri i loooove u!
me and savitri went 2 new jersey 2gether for a week!!!!! it was AWESOME! i sorta had 2 get saved by savitris (sooorta?) cute cousin i was stuck out in a conoe and he teid his conoe 2 mine and rowed me 2 shore! LMAO savitri says he had a little bit of a butt chin heehee:D
IIIIMMMM SOOOO EXXCCCIIITTTEEEDDD FFOOOOORRR THHIIIS SLLLEEEPPPOOOVVVEEER CAAAUUUSSEEEE EVERY1 IS HERE FIIIIIIIINNNALLLY

maya is giving roxy a lap dance:0

-Sofy!!

HOLY FUCK UR LATE

omggggg every1 welll every1 being phia jello and mebut stilllllll................. JELLO UR FUCKING LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck ahhhhhhhhhhhhh and then u come back when IM BACK IN SKOOL!!!! u heard me  im back in skool that fuccking mental intitution!!!!!!!  oops whatev

OH MY FUCKING GOD SAVITRI!!!!!!!!! WHY THE HELL DID U STINK UP THE FUCKING BATHROOM!?!?!? OMG IT SMELLS LIKE A DOG DIED AND THEN EXPLODED INTO SHIT AND THEN SAT THERE FOR TEN MILLION YEARS AND THEN THE SHIT URINATED ALLOVER SAVITRI'S ASS WHICH GOT STALE AND THE EXPLODED INTO DEAD FISH ASS U HEARD ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol we took a pic of her on the toilet and she was reading a magazine!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

THIS IS SAVITRI SHARTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-------------------Mays

Saturday, June 25, 2011

AGAIN!!!

OH MY FLIPPIN GOSH!!!!!!!!! jello, savitri, or watever, is in vermont AGAIN!!! ughity ugh wat is up with this!!!!!
soooooooooo this means that we cant post anything


again!
buuuut on the bright side SCHOOL IS OUT!!!!!!!!
- Sofy

Thursday, April 21, 2011

sorry

heey we cant post anything cuzzz savitri isnt w/ us, shes visiting her grandparents in vermont....:(
sooo yeah ittss thursday and sophia is on spring break, i have the next 2 days off sooo yeah :) cant wait ti; its the 3 of us again!!!! --Maya

Saturday, February 26, 2011

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Oh em gee!?!?!?!? I HATE GIVE ME SYMPTHY ITS F***** TORTUERUS!!!

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Wee mee's

 Savitri (phia's version)
 Sophia in her PJ's (maya's version)
 Phia (Maya's version)
 Sporty Maya (Mayas version)
 Maya in her PJ's (maya's version)
 Maya (sophia's version)
 Justin Bieber (Phia's version)
 Phia 70's look (Maya's version
 Maya 70's look (phia's version)
 Sexy school girl Savitri (Maya's version)
 Savitri PJ's (Maya's version)
 Striper Maya (Phia's version)
 Savitri Dick Thong (Savitri's version)
 Sophia summer (Maya's version)
 Maya Summer (Sophia's version)
Sophia Stripper (Maya's version)


THESE R OUR AMAZING WEE MEE'S!!!!!!! --Maya

Sunday, February 20, 2011

omg AWESOMENESS

silky warts and dick thongs how cud the night get any better?!?!
--Sophie

LOVE YOUR DEARLY BEST WELL KNOWN JELLO EATING MONSTER........................JELLO

HEY BUTTS DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS...............THIS IS...................................JELLO!!!!!!!!!8382!G34O4T IT !!!!@!!q!!@qsE3RDTFGY/,.M,&**))((*&&*****&&*&&^^^^&*&** WHAT A WTO WHAT A B**********************************TRDRDRF
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HEY PEPS U KNOW  WHO THIS IS!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WEEEEMEEEEE

we r making weemee's of savitri!!!! :D sexy skool girl............annnnnddd we watched bill and teds bogus adventures!!!!! RASING HOPE SUCKS ASSS :D
--Maya--its britney bitch

Sunday, January 23, 2011

mid-terms

ive been studying for 9 hours straight and am still goin -Sophia

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Spa

the boysare such girly girls:) they loooove facials!!!! Spa=Cafe=Hotel YAY!!!! lovely saya or as titi says scia.... na na na na, na na na na Hey Hey Hey gooodby!!!!
-Phia

the spa

so we r giving isaac and ivan a spa lol its halarious!!!! we gave them facials which they throughly enjoyed! isaac got a butt, head, neck and back massage!!!! isaac just got his hair washed in the steam roon and ivan is getting his at the moment.  our spa (called saya) also has a cafe...............YUM!!!!! and we have a personal chef SOPHIA!!!!!! :D she tried 2 make potato powder suger dessert which i guess was supposed to be good but it ended up looking like, i quote her "a slimey ball of dog diahrea" lol it was creepy!!!!
--Maya

holy shit

okay so we were prank calling subway and the guy was indian and asked me to speak hindi so i sed kesi ho yarrr and he said good what about u  and i sed teak tak....then he asked me by name and i sed ronald mc donald and he asked me my email so i gave him the blog email so he wouldnt know who i was.......stalkerish rite????
-Maya

Friday, January 21, 2011

subway eat fresh

omgizzle this dude at subway sed i cud have  a free sandwhich i felt bad so i called him and told my sister was dying from a sprained ankle :D
-Maya

the wallmart

the walmart that keeps on ringin.................
-maya

prank calls

holy shit mc donalds hung up on us and  the bk dude new we were prank calling it was halarious!!!!! he was all like u guys arent really good prank callers but whatever LMFAO!!!! good times good times!!!!
-MAYA!!!!

:0

omgizzle titi cursed!!!!
-Phia

this is by JELLO

i have to wait all these fucking minutes and i cant wait!!!when does ur dad go out of the bathroom

evil holds dooooommmiiiiinnnnooosss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we called up domino's 3 times,,,, and geuss wat!!! they fuckin put us un fuckin hold!!!!!! i meaan wat the fuck is up with th@?!?!?! we r payn custormors(not really) u dont put PAYING ccustermors on hold...its just plain rude!!! stoopid dominos, the chinese place was much nicer but he didnt seem 2 understand my fake accent.....
"when u grow a pear u can call mee back";)
-Sophie

prank calls

soo in result we r making prank calls 2 dominos, mc donalds, chinese resturants, BK, and random joints!!!! i called dominos and asked the lady about her boob job and how her nipples were feelin!!!! ahhhh omg this is fuckin halarious oh and btw the TOILET IS CLOGGED aint' that fun!!!!!!! so we shall return 2 prank calling after the slight inconvinence on sean (phia's dad) unplugging the crapper sooooooo yeah good times good times.
-M-A-Y-A spells awesomeness!!!!

Heey ppls

"Have you ever felt like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting 2 start again?" eew, savitri just coughed weiredd, it was like a sneeze fart burp cough.......
fareugh:
When at rare times you fart, sneeze, and cough.
Person1: ugh!

Person2: what was that?

Person1: idk I fart sneezed and cough at the same time

Person2: ow, that was a fareugh

Person1: what ever it was, it hurt
-Sophie;)

ho ho welcome back to ur favorite person JELLO!!!!

im actually not going to talk about JELLO it feels weird saying bad words but WHAT THE F**k and ur a b**ch okay fine ill say it but i dont really mean it gtfsc vcyvxxsfrfgbn sf i like chickens
-titi

WAAAAZZZUUUUPPP

@ maya, poor jill... she needs 2 shape up "You Better Shape Up...doo dooo"
LMFBO(LaughMyFuckingBrainsOut)
Guess wat everybody!!! In urban dictionary
Phia=awesome person th@ u should never let go
Sophia= wise person you shud never let go
Sophie= cheap hooker
-sophia

yoooooo

yo bitches wasssss up i have a long weeeeekeennnnd!!!!! woot woot! 2day was honor roll bfast and jill wasnt there cuz she didnt make honor roll!!! lol and im triped her 2daay!!!! mwahhahahah that cheap hooker is a fucking lier and she can go live in a hell hole  with ms cepicka!!!! through all the shit shes put me through i cud finally rub it her face but im NOT a cheap hooker like that bitch i actually have friends that like me 4 who i am not who iam pretending 2 b. shes obsessed w/ sex boys and money. unlike her im acutally classy and no when 2 back off so that bitch can leave my life i dont give a damn................................................................ so this post is for bitches who like pickin on me....BACKOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Maya